🎙️ THE BOOTH
the people who cover your league
Every game in this league gets written up by somebody, and it is never the same somebody twice in a row. They have their own habits: one of them will only talk about efficiency, one of them thinks every game is the biggest game of the year, and one of them will explain what a rating actually means instead of just printing it. Your commissioner picks the cast.
Nobody's filed yet — and that's expected
The cast below picks up from the next game that goes final. One of
them gets handed each one, never the same person twice in a row, and
their names start appearing on the recaps from there.
Ava Collins
Beat reporter
Straight down the middle. What happened, who did it, what it means.
Watches for the decisive stat line.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Caleb Brooks
Beat reporter
Straight down the middle. What happened, who did it, what it means.
Watches for the decisive stat line.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Daniel Keller
The numbers guy
EXPLAINS THE NUMBERS
Reads the game through its splits.
Watches for efficiency, not volume.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Devon Walker
Beat reporter
Straight down the middle. What happened, who did it, what it means.
Watches for the decisive stat line.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Elise Carter
The insider
Talks like he knows more than he is saying.
Watches for what this means for the room.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Ethan Price
The numbers guy
EXPLAINS THE NUMBERS
Reads the game through its splits.
Watches for efficiency, not volume.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Ford Odom
The superfan
Rides for one team, and wants somebody's job when it goes wrong.
Watches for whether his team looked like it cared.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Jaylen Rivers
The insider
Talks like he knows more than he is saying.
Watches for what this means for the room.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Jordan Hayes
The armchair coach
Would have done it differently.
Watches for what the losing team has to fix.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Kayla James
The showman
It is a broadcast, and you are the broadcast.
Watches for the story people will retell.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Luca Santana
Analyst
EXPLAINS THE NUMBERS
Explains the advanced numbers in plain English.
Watches for what the ratings say that the box score does not.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Marcus Reyes
The numbers guy
EXPLAINS THE NUMBERS
Reads the game through its splits.
Watches for efficiency, not volume.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Nicole Santos
Beat reporter
Straight down the middle. What happened, who did it, what it means.
Watches for the decisive stat line.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Riley Parker
The chaos merchant
Finds the strangest thing in the box score and leads with it.
Watches for the weirdest number on the page.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Sierra Vaughn
Analyst
EXPLAINS THE NUMBERS
Explains the advanced numbers in plain English.
Watches for what the ratings say that the box score does not.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Talia Morgan
Beat reporter
Straight down the middle. What happened, who did it, what it means.
Watches for the decisive stat line.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
Zoe Bell
The contrarian
Disagrees with the obvious read.
Watches for what the scoreline is hiding.
Hasn't been handed a game yet — recaps go out as results come in.
These are characters, not people, and they only ever write from the box score your league actually uploaded — they cannot quote anybody or report anything that did not happen.