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THE WIRE
YOUR FIRST FIVE MINUTES

Somebody added you to a league. This is everything you actually need to do, in order, and then it stops — five steps, and only the first three are urgent. You can't break anything by clicking, and nothing here costs money.

Running the league yourself? You want Start Here instead — that is the setup manual. This page is for everybody else.

1 Sign in
READ THIS BEFORE YOU TAP

If you got here from a link inside Discord, Instagram or TikTok, the page opened in that app's own little browser, and signing in there will fail — sometimes silently. Tap the ⋯ or ↗ in the corner and choose Open in browser first. This costs you five seconds and saves the twenty minutes everybody else spends wondering why nothing works.

DO THIS

Press Sign in at the top right. Use Discord if your league has a Discord — it links the two automatically and you will never have to connect anything. Otherwise use email; it works exactly the same everywhere else on the site.

YOU'LL SEE

Your name in the top-right corner instead of the Sign in button.

IF NOTHING HAPPENS

Nine times in ten it is the in-app browser above. If you are already in a real browser and Discord still refuses, sign in with email instead and carry on — you can link Discord later from My Settings, and nothing on this page needs it.

✓ Find your league
DO THIS

Already done — you are in No Handoutz. The LEAGUE menu at the top is everything that happens in it.

YOU'LL SEE

The league's name across the top, and a menu bar under it.

NINE MENUS IS A LOT

You need two of them today. MY TEAM is where you claim your team and set your games. FEATURES is where the help lives. The other seven will still be there next week — nothing in a menu does anything on its own, they just open pages.

3 Claim your team
DO THIS

Open MY TEAM and pick your club from the list. This is the step that turns a generic website into your website: your roster, your games, your money, your notifications. Nothing else on the site is personal until you do it.

YOU'LL SEE

Your club's colours and crest on MY TEAM, your roster underneath, and your next game at the top.

YOUR TEAM ISN'T IN THE LIST

It means somebody already has it, or the commissioner has not uploaded the league yet. Both are his to fix, not yours — ask him. If you took the wrong one by accident, he can move you in one click.

4 Say when you can play
DO THIS

On MY TEAM there is a grid of days and times. Tap every square you COULD play — not when you promise to, just when you are usually around. Your opponent does the same on his side, and the squares you both picked turn green.

Marking your times commits you to nothing. It is not a promise and nobody is notified. It only stops the part everybody hates — six messages of "you on?" at eleven at night.

YOU HIM BOTH — PLAY HERE + = ✓ ✓ blue = you could play blue = he could play green = you both could Neither of you has agreed to anything yet. Green just means it is possible.
Nobody "sets the overlap" — it appears on its own, out of what you both ticked.
5 Lock in your game
DO THIS

Still on MY TEAM, your next opponent is at the top. Pick one of the green squares, type a kickoff like Tue 8:30 PM, and press Propose. He gets a notification, taps confirm, and it is locked — announced in Discord if your league uses it, on the schedule either way.

YOU'LL SEE

The game moves from "needs a time" to a real kickoff, on your page and on his.

HE NEVER CONFIRMS

Play it anyway if you both turn up — the site records the result from the commissioner's next upload regardless of whether a time was ever agreed. The scheduling tool is there to save you messages, not to gate the game.

THAT'S IT — THE REST IS FOR FUN

You are done. Everything below is optional and none of it costs real money.

🎟️ The Book

Bet on your league's own games with play money. Nothing is real, nothing cashes out.

💵 The economy

You earn coins for showing up and playing. Spend them in the store, or on the board.

🏈 Fantasy

A side-league drafted from your own league's players. Separate from your franchise.

❓ Everything else

Forty-odd short answers, searchable, when you know what you are looking for.

Stuck on something this page did not cover? Ask a human in our Discord — real people, usually within the hour. No ticket, no account, just ask.

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